Family Friends' Child Pillows

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

I will study my speling words...

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Twenty-first century baby walker

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Young Gums

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.