Teen Friend Gifts

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

That's when I decided why should I care

The swamp of adolescence

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

"Remember Tracy, a boyfriend is for Christmas prezzies, not for life."

Dice Headphones

"True goths don't take the summer off, Brandon."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Good game."