Teenage Relationships Pillows

"So Estella has a boyfriend...and she believes cool cars are foolish. But, somehow, I still find her alluring. I feel so...so...confused."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Three more years of high school."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Fishbowl Rebellion