Teenage Relationships Pillows

'Oh, you didn't hear? Mike and Shannon started going out last week.'

"So Estella has a boyfriend...and she believes cool cars are foolish. But, somehow, I still find her alluring. I feel so...so...confused."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Three more years of high school."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Pubertry

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."