Buddies Gifts

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Rubberman Begins to Question His Friends.

The Beer Channel.

'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Wildlife

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

SALE

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!