Bestie Buddy Gifts

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Shepherd and eurydice

"What's a patent?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Dog yoga

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

The Mouse Princess

Theatre Masks and Butts

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"This is daring, but I like it."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

A day at the races