Childhood Friendship Celebration Gifts

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Collies Without Borders

Time for tea and friendship.

"Are you OK hun?"

Emotional Bling

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

If you want to see love be love.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Best mates

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Mind if I join you?'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."