Friendship Celebrators Gifts

'I see you got platonic love again.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Collies Without Borders

Layer cake

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Time for tea and friendship.

Emotional Bling

"Are you OK hun?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

If you want to see love be love.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Best mates

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."