Friendship Appreciation Day Gifts

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Are you OK hun?"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Emotional Bling

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

If you want to see love be love.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Best mates

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"What would you like me to play next?"

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'