Friendship Appreciation Day Gifts

"Yes, you're my best friend, and no, I'm not lending you forty thousand dollars."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

There are almost 3000 subscribers to my YouTube channel. I have 1275 Twitter followers and 1836 Instagram followers. Plus I have 2723 Facebook friends. What about you, Ernie? I have one dog. You win.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Collies Without Borders

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Emotional Bling

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Are you OK hun?"

Time for tea and friendship.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

If you want to see love be love.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Best mates

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

Men Working Things Out

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."