Friendship Day Gifts

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Men Working Things Out

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Thanks for being there.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

You're supposed to be man's best friend, but you never call and you never write!

Fish Friendships.

'They have great rapport.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Happy.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Dude, you spend 90 hours a week on that computer. So, as your best friend, I feel it's my responsibility to say to you - GET A LIFE.'

"I don't want to be his best friend any more."

Leaning on a friend

Bad News on TV and Good Friends on a Sofa

'All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me.'

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Be a friend.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

If I'm your best friend, why haven't you friended me on Facebook?

"It's so nice to stop and talk. We so often just burrow past one another."

I told you we shouldn't have shared a cocoon.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

Time for Tea

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."