Friendship Day T-Shirts

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

Men Working Things Out

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Thanks for being there.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

You're supposed to be man's best friend, but you never call and you never write!

'They have great rapport.'

Fish Friendships.

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Happy.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'Dude, you spend 90 hours a week on that computer. So, as your best friend, I feel it's my responsibility to say to you - GET A LIFE.'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

Bad News on TV and Good Friends on a Sofa

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

'All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me.'

Be a friend.

Leaning on a friend

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Special Cards for Special Friends

"He's his own best friend."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Friendship

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Let's go clubbing."

The Amiable Reaper.