Friends' Day T-Shirts

Thames Pizza

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Collies Without Borders

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Are you OK hun?"

Emotional Bling

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

If you want to see love be love.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Best mates

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Men Working Things Out