Friends' Day Gifts

Thames Pizza

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Collies Without Borders

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Are you OK hun?"

Time for tea and friendship.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Emotional Bling

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

If you want to see love be love.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Best mates

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"