Friendversary Gifts

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"I'm assuming this coffee date covers an extension of our friendship for at least a year."

"Ralph and Ted go back a long way"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Collies Without Borders

Emotional Bling

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Are you OK hun?"

Time for tea and friendship.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

If you want to see love be love.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Best mates

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"What would you like me to play next?"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"