Friendversary Pillows

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"I'm assuming this coffee date covers an extension of our friendship for at least a year."

"Ralph and Ted go back a long way"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Happy.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Collies Without Borders

"Are you OK hun?"

Emotional Bling

Time for tea and friendship.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

If you want to see love be love.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Best mates

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"What would you like me to play next?"

Men Working Things Out