Friendship Anniversary Pillows

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

It'll sort itself out...

It took a very special friend to recover the missing g-string

'Mind if I join you?'

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks on you.'

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

"I need advice and you seem to have a level head."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Getting together to chew the fat.

Fabulous flatmate.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"Hey - you're a real stand-up guy. . . !"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"

'...you may find a distinct change in my attitude towards you.'

Bunny Pranks

Pizza Party

'Just a friendly game.'

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...

"You're still using me as a crutch."

The First Alien Contact

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Man asking his friend to marry him.