Friendship Milestones Pillows

'It's no big deal, Kemosabe -- a lot of people take separate vacations.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Romance

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"You've changed."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Couples' therapy

"How should we divide the teams?"

Holding hands

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Cat and mouse

Polygamists' Picnic

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I hate it when we fight."