Celebrating A Relationship Milestone Pillows

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"You've changed."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Romance

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Couples' therapy

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Always Compatible

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Has Oprah ever been married?'