Romantic Milestone Pillows

'Let this be a warning. You talk to my girlfriend again and I'll do more than rearrange your face!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

"Good game."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"You've changed."

Romance

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Couples' therapy

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."