Friendship Milestone Pillows

"Go ahead, leave me! Sidekicks are a dime a dozen."

Friends and champagne

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Romance

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"You've changed."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Couples' therapy

"I hate it when we fight."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Cat and mouse

Holding hands

Dolphin friendly tuna