Friends' Day Out Gifts

Splitting the atom bill - Group of women dividing their restaurant bill

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

I could have danced all night!

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I told him we needed more string."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'