Friends' Trip Gifts

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Summer Energy

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"They migrate here each summer."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Are we there yet?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."