Family Trip Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Which one is winning?'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet?"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Stop complaining and get in. It's cheaper than driving!'

You couldn't move faster, could you?

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

'It's your phone bill. . . was your daughter in Europe?'

Family on horseback

"First class, or with children?"

Departures

Rowing Boat

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Summer Energy

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Inter-galactic travel: 'Will you PLEASE quit asking, 'what time is it now'!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Children with anti-static strips.

Boy talking to mother about going abroad

"If we become separated, we'll meet at the carousel in central park."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

My First Camera

'What zip code are we in now?'