Planning A Family Trip Gifts

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.