Planning A Family Trip Gifts

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Summer Energy

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.