Family Travel Gifts

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

"Henry! Admit it, you're lost."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'The cost of your flight went up because we now include gratuity for parties of seven or more.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad! Bleurgh! I was felling sick.'

'She's in that phase before multi-tasking...multi-asking.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

"I can't believe we have to drive all this way without any decent entertainment in the car."

My First Camera

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Summertime

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'