Planning A Family Vacation Gifts

'To be honest, on our budget, all we can afford is a three day timeshare in a tent...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

My First Camera

"First class, or with children?"

Holiday time.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Summertime

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'