Family Vacation Gifts

Scenes from a Vacation

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Wow! What graphics!'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

"Dad, here comes a caravan exactly the same as ours!"

Holiday Travel.

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Sightseeing in the car

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

We need a bigger car darling!

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

The last family vacation

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Summertime

TSA Lines

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"Are you all right dad?"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

Betty Ann in Cannes

Summer reading for the family.