Family Vacation Gifts

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Wow! What graphics!'

"Dad, here comes a caravan exactly the same as ours!"

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Holiday Travel.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Sightseeing in the car

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Maybe we should just go to the park.'

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

We need a bigger car darling!

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

The last family vacation

TSA Lines

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Summertime

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Are you all right dad?"

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'All your luggage is lost, but apparently you still have plenty of baggage.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Are we there yet?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

I told you not to swim out to far

Summer reading for the family.

My First Camera

Betty Ann in Cannes

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."