Family Vacationer Gifts

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Are we there yet?'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

You couldn't move faster, could you?

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Are we there yet?!'

Family of cyclists arriving at a hotel.

"I'm not missing the school strike for climate, Dad. There's no strike during the summer holidays!"

'No we're not there yet - Daddy has to reverse off the drive first'

'No Junior, we're not going home yet. We have to wait till high tide to float your father.'

Departures

Mobile Phone.

'Dad, we've been South and North so many times... Can't we go East and West for a change?'

'I'll just duck in here and ask directions to the beach.'

'Wait a second This isn't our dad'

'I got a job.'

'Dad? I think it's for you.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Summer beach games

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"After roaming the plains for years, my daddy finally took us to the beach last week!"

Lady with inflatable duck leads kids with inflatable ducks to ocean

"First class, or with children?"

"Ok kids. . . dig me out please! You've had your little joke. . . c'mon -daddy's NOT angry with you. . . Please dig me out!!!"

Sea-side Saturday evening. - The arrival of the 'husbands' boat.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Honk the Horn, Daddy

Paradise Lost: A play in four acts.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."