Family Vacation Planner Gifts

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Fathers Day

'Why are you here now?!'

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Summertime

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Happy holidays for kids.