Family Car Trip Gifts

'Those games are better idea than having them look for out of state license plates.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Gulliver's other travels.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'