Family Road Trippers Gifts

Children with anti-static strips.

'We're interested in something with a restroom in it.'

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

"I bought a vending machine off the Internet. Now we don't have to stop for snacks along the way. But, there may be a slight problem getting it into the car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Summer Energy

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"