Family Road Trip Lover Gifts

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we there yet?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Gulliver's other travels.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

It's a Dog's life

Car Journey.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"He keeps touching me!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

robot in car

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Why didn't you go before we left?'