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'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we there yet?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

It's a Dog's life

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Car Journey.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"He keeps touching me!"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

robot in car

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Viva Las Vegas.