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It's a Dog's life

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Vacation Options For Summer.

Bored children on a long car trip

'I'll never regret buying a Sports Utility Vehicle.'

"Do you remember when I said you should always listen to me? Well, there are times you shouldn't listen to me."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Why was there a mattress in that ditch?'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"She'll seat six people without any problems."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'