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"Pipe down back there. So help me, I'll turn this car around and nobody will get to crash into a brick wall at top speed. Is that what you want?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Ah...here they are!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"My guess it's guacamole."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Gulliver's other travels.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Holiday Travel.