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Children with anti-static strips.

'We're interested in something with a restroom in it.'

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

"I bought a vending machine off the Internet. Now we don't have to stop for snacks along the way. But, there may be a slight problem getting it into the car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

Summer Energy

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"