Family Road Trip Gifts

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

A family is chased by a pack of wild dogs at a drive-thru in Russia.

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

Gulliver's other travels.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"First class, or with children?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'