Family Road Trip Gifts

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

A family is chased by a pack of wild dogs at a drive-thru in Russia.

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cash Machines From Across the Land