Family Road Trip Warrior Gifts

Gulliver's other travels.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'I mean...'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Baby in Bike Basket

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

It's a Dog's life

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

Car Journey.

Honk if you're holy.

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.