Family Road Trip Veteran Gifts

'Four wheel drive'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Are we there yet?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Ah...here they are!"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

It's a Dog's life

Car Journey.

Honk if you're holy.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

?50 speed sign

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'