Family Tripper Gifts

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Are we there yet?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Are we there yet?'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"