Family Tripper Gifts

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."