Reunion With Travel Friends Gifts

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Did you miss me?

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'So you're back.'

"You came back!"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Flight Information

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Last day of school.

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

Class Reunion

"For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?"

At the Wilson family reunion.

Pre-Flight Check

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."