Friends Who Travel Together Gifts

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'Are we there yet?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"Ah...here they are!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"He keeps touching me!"

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'To much orange.'

Car Journey.

TSA

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

Baggage Claim

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Viva Las Vegas.

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'