Companion Travel Gifts

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"I heard they mate for life."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Airplane food

Technological Dependence.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Best friends without borders.

"How's my tripping you up?"

TSA

'To much orange.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Baggage Claim

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Tour group flight advice.

Unreliable Narrator

Flight Information

Games on a train.