Companion Travel Pillows

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I heard they mate for life."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Technological Dependence.

Airplane food

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Best friends without borders.

"How's my tripping you up?"

TSA

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'To much orange.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

Baggage Claim

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Games on a train.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."