Travel Companion Pillows

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Vaccination Passport

Skier and his dog.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Airplane food

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

The next fast train has gone.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

'Will that be coach?'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."