Car Trip Companions Pillows

'That dog loves to hang his head out when we drive!' 'Yeah...but flossing those bugs outta my teeth is tough!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Airplane food

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Are we there yet?"

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

TSA

'To much orange.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Be a friend.'

Baggage Claim

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Games on a train.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose