Car Trip Companions T-Shirts

'That dog loves to hang his head out when we drive!' 'Yeah...but flossing those bugs outta my teeth is tough!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Airplane food

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Are we there yet?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'To much orange.'

TSA

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Be a friend.'

Baggage Claim

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Games on a train.

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...