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"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Bike Rides

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!