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"So did you tell him to stop kicking the back of your seat?"

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Bad sea-legs

"How's my tripping you up?"

Baggage Claim

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

'To much orange.'

TSA

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Games on a train.

'Who did you say you booked this holiday camp with?'

Airplane food

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Tour group flight advice.

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Unreliable Narrator

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.