Car Travel Buddy Pillows

"Yeah, I know it goes against all the cliches, but the real reason I stick my head out of the window is because I get car-sick otherwise..."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Bike Rides

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Airplane food

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Underwater on the Car

'Bed & Bagel'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Are we there yet?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

TSA

'To much orange.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Flower power.

Baggage Claim

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose