Child's Celebration Gifts

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

Football Fans

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Swinging on a star.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Build a Raft

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

SALE

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."